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Cool your shoes

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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Shoe

Where that shoe though??
by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019
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head shoe

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020
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weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.
by twurked February 7, 2015
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SHOE

Man, that girl be like a shoe (she hoeing on everyone)
by Adog31 November 8, 2019
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