Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.

"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"

by Checkzo June 1, 2018

watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.

"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."

by Razzlz January 7, 2017

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

goody god shoes

A person who is dedicated to God at school or in life; rejects rebellion for God

You are a goody god shoes

by Calgar.yyy September 19, 2022

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022