Comadre, no me lo va a creer… pues dicen que Maria, ya dió el mal paso… tan seria que se veía. Dicen que hasta está embarazada.
by MexicanCanCan May 17, 2021
by Okboo April 10, 2021
EL CARLITO Is Sexy~
by carlosthecreator March 21, 2023
by iheartradioeatscummage December 09, 2020
El-yazid is a name given to the chillest motherfucker ever he is calm and smart. He has a Big Dick an Will steal your girl. Hé also has great style and girls like his drip.
by realllll2356 November 21, 2021
it's used to describe a person's mentality or acting in a situation by not trying to think logically , also can be used to describe a careless thinking behaviour
by JO.JO March 31, 2021
When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 29, 2023