douche-bagged 

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

douche-bagged by dumbasian October 19, 2009

Douche bag 

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.

We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.

Douche bag by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009

Douche Buggy 

VW bug with a bidet. Variation of a dune buggy for the muff who's hygienically obsessed.

After screwing on the beach, Mary was happy she could rinse out her snapper in the Douche Buggy.

Douche Buggy by Esoteric303 January 31, 2010

Douche Bag Parasite 

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

Douche Bag Parasite by MissDoll February 11, 2010

douche nozzle rejects 

the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR

sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"

douche nozzle rejects by callmerockstar March 25, 2010

Douche Chowda

A foul smelling soup made and commonly consumed primarily by men in Boston.

Pete, look at that drunk asshole pissing in the subway- He must have been out with his bro's drinkin douche chowda!!!

Douche Chowda by SneakyOne April 21, 2010

Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.

Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?

Douche Bagorean Theorem by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010