Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
by get the bleach January 24, 2020
Get the Don’t swear on my christian server mug.A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
Get the sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance mug.All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
Get the I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her mug.christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you
random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019
Get the christian mug.Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 29, 2023
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