chocolate clarinet

The act of fucking a girl doggy style and in the process she shits on your dick, causing the appearance of a chocolate clarinet.

I was fucking Lesley Bonin doggy style and she gave me a chocolate clarinet

by dwil2131 April 25, 2009

Textual Chocolate

Phone sex using only text messages.

I was super horny but Lindsay was in class. So I had her give me a little textual chocolate...

by Jaddilac January 29, 2009

Chocolate Midwife

1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

by Tund March 6, 2008

Chocolate Therapy

When you solve your problems by eating mass amounts of chocolate.

Cindy was pissed that Roy broke up with her, but she quickly cured it with some chocolate therapy.

by Chocotherapy911 March 26, 2010

chocolate lover

Two definitions can be used for the term Chocolate lover.

1. One who is a partner or lover of a (black)/ African/ African-American.
2. In culinary terms its meant for one who judges and has a need to consume chocolate.

1. "Mmm-hmm Dat gurl be a chocolate lover! She be craving those black boys."

2. " Ask the chocolate lover if you wish to know more history about how chocolate was discovered."

by American Meowmeow January 13, 2016

chocolate speedway

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.

simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"

by busy supervisor January 14, 2009

chocolate plunger

1. banging her in the ass with a frozen turd.

2. when a partner is constipated, using your cock to force feces to spill due to the vacuum effect of penetration.

1. "hey man, nice chocolate plunger"

2. guy 1: "hey dude, what did you and Becky do last night?"
guy 2: "went out to Arby's, i chocolate plunged her in the bathroom."

by jordanepstein June 30, 2008