Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 25, 2025

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019

chode miester

Someone who has a chode and embraces it, e.g Harri Meskanen

Harri is such a chode miester.

by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

Chode Russle

This saying is an expression for an “all mighty chode” basically saying the best chode

Bro thats “Chode Russle” everyone knows how big it is

by Banditsea February 4, 2025

Chode

A slang term for a mans ejaculate.

I blew my chode load in your moms eye.

by alorarose April 17, 2009