Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
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Child Bride

A bride that is a child
The child bride was shipped off to the middle east
by 459395 April 23, 2023
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Sucker Child

A child born in a situation where one of the parents did not know or want the child to be conceived. A woman may become pregnant and/or have a child without using contraceptive knowingly or without telling the father they are having their baby until it is born thus able to demand support for the child.
"He's broke because he spends all his money supporting that sucker child"
by Gigantic Dark October 30, 2011
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Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have
Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.
I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!
by Neon Fox March 28, 2021
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middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 30, 2022
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Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023
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