head hypnosis

The feeling you get after receiving head only if the head game is top tier. Having head hypnosis puts you in a state of delirium in which you are irrational, overjoyed and hysterical. This can have drawbacks like a migraine if you do 3 or more rounds when it starts to hurt.

1: "I have a migraine"
2: "Why?"
1: "That bitch gave me head hypnosis"

by justkei17 January 2, 2023

topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.

Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.

by Buster1969 June 14, 2012

head bombed

Shit faced. Getting really drunk. Shlonkered

"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "I know man I was head bombed"

by Chadwickthelegend May 8, 2014

dagg-head

Your ordinary, everyday dumb-fuck.

(specific to the design industry)

These dagg-heads around here don't know the difference between Helvetica and Arial.

by Poindexter Wordsworth III July 8, 2010

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

galaxy head

A blowjob so good it send you into the universe. The orgasm is so stron you transend into the universe.

This girl gave me galaxy head and it sent me straight into space.

by Aufiya June 1, 2018

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020