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Beat a Michael day

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
by Brushbruh November 29, 2021
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Alien type beat

New genre created by DJRednas and L.bä Da rapper
by L.bä January 18, 2022
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Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA
Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat
by Memebooois May 16, 2022
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Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
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Rated F Beats

Rated F Beats is at it again with another hit!
by Rated F BEATS April 11, 2022
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beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022
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