Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015

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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.

It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.

by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011

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The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

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baker mary

Police obfuscation for "black male". Helps disguise or prevent accusations of racial profiling. From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

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Baker Boy Brown

The heavy stench of marijuana protruding off a male or female individual. Note: Baker Girl Brown

Do you smell Baker Boy Brown?

by Brovo_101 December 15, 2008

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Baked McBride

Stoner girlfriend

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)

by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010

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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

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