Jewish Boner 

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

Jewish Boner by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Huge Boner

Huge Boner is slang for a very large erect penis

Pete got out of the car with a huge Boner

Huge Boner by Mickeefer February 7, 2020

Big ol' Boner Butt 

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!

Big ol' Boner Butt by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

Disney Channel Original Boner 

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.

Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.

Disney Channel Original Boner by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012

body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.

Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.

body boner by alfienukka February 1, 2010

insta-boner

A boner that is aquired instantly

When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"

insta-boner by Alex M November 1, 2006

Lady Boner

When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!

"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"

Lady Boner by Briki November 28, 2011