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Battle Ground Cinema Asshole

When you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. Then some asshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says "Put 'er in boys". This man usually has a beard and drives a little Volkswagen Bug that is way to small for him.
"Uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, Some Battle Ground Cinema Asshole took all our stuff."
by Dr. Poopyface Plumb Nose January 6, 2012
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
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Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.
Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".
by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007
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loco asshole

a Gay man who Loves to take it "hard" like a good little SEX-Pig! should.
That guy just loves getting banged by all the Guys - he`s such a Loco-Asshole!
by Peter Vandergaag June 18, 2005
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rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.
by Wizlet May 17, 2014
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smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule
Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!
by jwagz75 April 27, 2011
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Finger popping your asshole

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
by The feminine product March 11, 2018
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