Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.

Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington

by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die

“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”

by Asianisis October 29, 2019

asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.

That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.

by asians>gingers October 19, 2017

Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.

by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022

should I pay back this Asian

No

“ should I pay back this Asian “

“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back

by Santi_whynot September 18, 2022

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024