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Chappy Half Gram

Proper Noun: The chap who’s always wheeling the alleged “dispo” half grammed cartridges, who’s rippage quality is questionable.

Noun: the name of the controversial half gram cartridges sold by Chappy Half Gram.
Can I rip your chappy half gram per chance?

What up, Chappy Half Gram?
by Trapgod42069 April 27, 2022
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Half of a sink explosion

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.
Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions
by iabast October 15, 2020
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Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.
There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.
by Irohem August 22, 2020
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Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.
by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.
"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
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half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.
She sure likes that half mile freeway
by Observer 777 August 25, 2021
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