alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Alabama Eight Ball

2 to 2.5 grams of Cocaine presented as a full 3.5 gram or an Eighth of an Ounce of Cocaine. Usually sells for $250-$300 and sold by 3rd tier or lower dealers in the worst possible circumstances.

Man, I went to a bar in Mobile and needed some blow. sSome dude sold me an Alabama Eight Ball right in front of police headquarters so I couldn’t check it out.

by SauceDaddy3000™ December 6, 2025

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.

*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!

by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Alabama

A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time

Hey man, you from Alabama??

Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.

by bchc2003 November 3, 2018

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011