asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021

Asianism

The study of Asians

I study Asianism

by Nakz June 6, 2021

Asian Spice

little asian boy fills his anal canal with spices and then proceeds to fart in a man’s face giving the man spicy pink eye, after farting in the man’s face the man will rub his eyes and then rub the little asian boys eyes giving him asian spice

Me and my buddy jorden did some asian spice the other day

by Electric Glitch May 17, 2025

Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by anonymous January 22, 2021

asian

the superior race :)
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.

Have you seen that dude,

The asian one?
Yeah,
OMG YES THEIR SO HOT

by juiceboxontop April 25, 2024

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Hardcore Asian

A user who plays a game very well that they play the hardest levels/difficulties with no problems.

That hardcore asian doing all those games with no mistakes... man i wish i was like him

by Dino Dino dinosaur May 14, 2018