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noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020
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noodle glass

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
by anonymous March 4, 2021
mugGet the noodle glassmug.

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa
your a fucking tool noodle
by MANZO January 24, 2008
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
mugGet the Noodle dickmug.

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male
John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!
by James-thenerd November 6, 2017
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Noodle

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.
“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
I’m so glad Noodle is in my life
by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021
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Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
by Stephler May 20, 2018
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