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Child

A human being that suffer from pressure in school life and parents
Your child is tired please low your expectations
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by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
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shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
by cookiebeing February 13, 2022
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child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.
"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."
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timothy childs

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*
by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021
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child

what you call people when they are acting ridiculously immature
child. shut up.
by ahahahahahahah wait what September 12, 2021
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