Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Child

a word that is pronounced Child and not Chi-Old

Child is one syllable

by Chonese December 17, 2022

Child

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)

Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

child

the reason why i don't want sex

oh go piss off i'm not getting a child

by piss e piss May 28, 2022