jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.

Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.

by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024

Rizzy jizz

Semen that is charming, thoughtful and charismatic.

My charismatic and extroverted boyfriend shot his rizzy jizz on my pink butt.

by urban.dictionary.6947835 December 8, 2023

jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.

My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.

by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018

Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.

"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"

by Mia Dixie Rect October 4, 2019

Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat

Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"

by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021