peterosexual

Someone who is only and only attracted to Peter Steele.

Hey man! I'm peterosexual.
What does that mean.
I'm only attracted to Peter Steele.

by gravved February 6, 2021

Heterosexual

A person who likes the same gender to the point where they cant stand to be near the same gender are they will get hard

Bro you really are a heterosexual, stop trying to suck me

by NothingThink77 November 16, 2021

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Neterosexual

Person who is gay but ONLY online.

Person 1: So do you guys like men?
Person 2: Can i put it in your butt?
Person 3: Only if you pee in my butt.
Person 4: This discord has gotten fucking gay.
Person 1 : It's only gay in real life online I'm neterosexual.

by Diddy514 December 19, 2021

heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heterosexual

Being heterosexual means you like someone of the opposite gender, if you were a girl you would like boys and only boys if you were heterosexual. People may also say they are straight instead of heterosexual because it’s shorter and easier to pronounce.

“I’m heterosexual, or straight as they call it.”

by CrazyEllie_definitions December 27, 2022