shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
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shit your brains out

To shit so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you're not sure if something you needed blasted out.
During Patrick's trip to Mexico, he drank the water and shit your brains out.
by Comic83 July 6, 2015
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Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.
by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005
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Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!
Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.
by white brown March 28, 2011
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shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
by Al December 28, 2004
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Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.
Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf
by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018
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