Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.

"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".

by MissKB April 6, 2014

La Yogurt

A cheap, supersweet, but reasonably priced yogurt with a ridiculous name.

La Jogurt, 59 cein a coop! (La Yogurt, 59 cents a cup)

by Froman B May 16, 2011

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives July 22, 2016

Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.

Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt

by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009