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Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.
Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.
katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do
by pop ouuu July 31, 2023
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Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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Jene Wooden

THiS DUMB BENCH (JENE WOODEN) iS WRONG.
by JFSIOAF May 2, 2009
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wooden cudgel

A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 20, 2010
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Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.
I broke the wooden lettus grabber
by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017
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