Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Wonks

This is a word made by Moriah Elizabeth. It is meant to be used as a synonym for wonky.

This paint job is looking a little wonks.

by Zo0kplays March 26, 2021

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

wonks

somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg

alright wonks! your wonkalicious

by laura maldon January 4, 2008

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018