fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

D WINGER

A dwinger is lowkey the ugliest person you can find.

Your a D WINGER

by Itz.anthonys April 18, 2019

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable”
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024