Wiener Water

When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).
"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."
by Madampresident January 16, 2015
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wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?
I have a wiener sausage down my pants.
by Abwilly March 28, 2016
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wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.
I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.
by earwaxntoast July 11, 2008
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Wiener Brothers

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.
Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

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by Reiquaza August 02, 2010
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Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."
Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"
by Domo <3 January 29, 2011
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Wiener sex

Grabbing a sausage and putting it in your butthole/anus/vagina.
Nick: so what did you do yesterday?
Andrew: wiener sex
Nick: I’m interested
Nicole: me too..
by I’m in your mind July 16, 2018
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