widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.

at home, her widows comforter awaits her.

by Kkrrp January 15, 2012

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022

Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021

Brown Widow

A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet

Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.

by CableMonkey August 28, 2018