widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022

Cadillac Widow

A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.

Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "

by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015

Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021

Black widow

Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.

The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019