A woman who wraps her legs around the midsection and squeezes the shit out of her mate so that his attempt to pull out before orgasm fails and the man blows it inside the woman's vagina.
Often a black widow executes this movement during ovulation to hook her mate with a pregnancy bit. When this is the case, generally the black widow evolves into a baby momma
Often a black widow executes this movement during ovulation to hook her mate with a pregnancy bit. When this is the case, generally the black widow evolves into a baby momma
Dude 1: so, did you spiderman her or jeff or what?
dude 2: no bro, that bitch is a black widow. I hope she doesn't come up plump in a month and turn momma on me.
dude 2: no bro, that bitch is a black widow. I hope she doesn't come up plump in a month and turn momma on me.
by Tranzilla August 31, 2006
Get the black widow mug.A girl who has lost the time she spends with her boyfriend because he plays World of Warcraft so unbelievably freaking often. The worst scenario this could present itself in is when both people have jobs and/or school, causing both time with the girl and on Warcraft to be limited to the same hours.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
"We never have sex anymore! You're always on that stupid game!"
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
by Kathistle December 30, 2008
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Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
by Millidred February 6, 2006
Get the Darts Widow mug.The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.
Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
Get the tax widow/widower mug.Any person who has tattoos either drawn/inked by or related to someone special to them, who is no longer around for any of various reasons.
"Hey Tony, why does your girlfriend have a big tattoo that says Joey on her arm?"
"She's a tattoo widow, don't bring it up."
"She's a tattoo widow, don't bring it up."
by butts mcbutts July 25, 2012
Get the Tattoo Widow mug.A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
Get the twitter widow mug.The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.
by Napkinlife August 9, 2018
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