Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023

Whacker

A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.

"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.

by OnyxAsylum September 1, 2022

Whacker murfy

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs

Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite

by Tom Butler January 19, 2021

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

African Bush Whacker

A black guy who beat his meat to much

Tyrone down the street is a African Bush Whacker

by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021