Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

Knacker whacker

Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025

Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

bow whacker

womens box.

love to see ya " bow whacker"

by hikerhill May 20, 2024

Pud Whacker

Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023