dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

More weight

An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment

(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

baby weight

a strength building mechanism made out of a baby

mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day.

by marmal February 25, 2010

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person

-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.

by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010

Cop For Weight

Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.

Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.

by Sam Cassidy June 16, 2008

prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.

Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.

by pljones February 23, 2009