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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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bag warmer

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky
by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013
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Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024
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Snow Warmer

6-8oz of hot cocoa + 2oz of rumplemintz... the BEST way to warm your insides during those cold winter months!
I just had a Snow Warmer and this is the first time I can actually feel my hands since we went snowboarding... but I can't feel my throat... is that supposed to happen...??
by nashgirl October 8, 2013
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Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
by shacka October 11, 2019
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Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.
The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.
by Mohammered May 26, 2019
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