Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
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Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
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