Sol Walters

A fictitious lurking beast of a man whose name can be easily be substituted for anyone's name, or appearance.

Randy: Have you seen my almonds?
Steve-O: Nah dude, bet Sol Walters stole them

Andy: Dude you see that guy over there?
Joe: Yea, he looks like Sol.... Sol Walters

by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

Walter Time

That friend that when you say you'll get their at a certain time, he will decrease it considerably.

"We'll get there in 3 hours"

"Walter is driving so we have to convert to Walter time."

"Oh okay then an hour"

by Kiwiikiller1 October 6, 2018

Warm Walter

The lesser cousin to the more known "hot fart". A Warm Walter is more of an airy seeper. Accompanied by an overwhelming warmth from the anus and the impending fear of a soon-to-be rotten egg aroma that will fill the air.

I felt a warm Walter slip out of my Tootsie roll and I just knew it was going to be the illest.

by Molec187 October 2, 2017

Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.

Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.

by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022

Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.

"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

by penguinpufferlovers420 May 8, 2018

Walter the dog

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives

Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu

by beastmaester 64 July 13, 2020