A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.
by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)
No one:
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

I wanna wake make with you baby.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
by Kinogod May 18, 2013

Gig Harbor Deathcore band. Last known survivors of the North West Metal Alliance.
The worst band in the Puget Sound.
The worst band in the Puget Sound.
Dude, I went and saw Wake The Fallen at Club Impact last night, they fucking suck dick dude. What a group of assmashers.
by mojoejoejoejoe November 1, 2008

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel
On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”
by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023
