Martha's Vineyard

yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :

someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D

by Ashley ahlajaaa April 7, 2009

Vinegar Strokes

The absolute point of no return while masturbating for both male and females.

While James Docherty was masturbating, he reached the Vinegar Strokes prematurely, again.

by Edward Brereton September 29, 2011

Vineyard Vines

A clothing company based in Cape Cod for stuck up rich farts and ugly girls, who think they can some how transform themselves by wearing this overpriced and unattractive clothing brand.

Lets go waste 200 dollars on a Vineyard Vines belt.

by ShredGnar1234 June 23, 2009

Vinegar Bell

When a man has an extremely smelly helmet(resembling the smell of a very mature malt vinegar), possibly from masturbating excessiveley without washing.

Geezer, i was just in the pan and i caught a whiff of martins vinegar bell. Geezerneeds to wash his dome

by brown duck March 25, 2009

Vineyard Villains

The Illest Slow pitch Softball team in Pleasanton California.

The Vineyard Villains haven't lost to Nad's for 5 years! Yeyeye!

by Dval wit Style March 9, 2010

Vinegar surprise

when a man does not wash his balls for an excess amount of time collecting the vinegar smell of the disgusting ball sweat for maybe a week or two, knowing he will be receiving oral pleasure from his female friend, and he sticks the nasty balls in the womans mouth making her clean them.

guy 1: whatd you do to my sister lastnight?!

guy 2: i gave her a vinegar surprise

guy 1: sick! thats my sister!

by saawwce November 28, 2012

vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.

Do the Vinegar Speed!

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015