vaxication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.

Logan took highscool vaxication after his second Covid booster, reminding his parents to schedule the next one for a Friday.

by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022

Vagician

Someone who uses their vagina to control others.

Vagician can be just like a magician but uses her vagina instead of magic spells.

That vagician used him to get what she wanted but he still thought it was worth it.

by SynysterPwnR August 3, 2007

Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.

Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

vatita

A female Mexican gangsta.

The young vatita covered for the vatos selling mota on the corner when la jura showed up.

by Miklo chupa mi pinga January 19, 2011

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

Vagicicle

A frigid, even frosty, vagina.

You have such a vagicicle. LET ME IN DAMMIT! I JUST WANNA FEEL SOMETHING! Oh don't give me the cold shoulder...it's like I'm married to a snowman. I'd try some foreplay first but then I'd have to put on mittens.

by Lonely Husband February 8, 2010