spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Vaginal Complacency

When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment

Look at the pig Joe is talking to. My god, his vaginal complacency is at it's all time worst.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

vaginal cancan

This is when a woman opens her legs you grab a bicycle and perform a foot jam (balancing on the front wheel) so that part of the tire enters her vagina.

Here's abootah chatrak going for the complex vaginal cancan and oh he's stomped it. What a fantastic bit of skill.

by Asda carpark August 28, 2017

Vaginal Entrepreneur

One who explores personal business options with the use of her vagina. A prostitute.

Shelly's day job wasn't working out, so she decided to go into the business of vaginal entrepreneurship.

John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?

by dorkychickenpants22 December 21, 2010

vaginal trumpet

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.

I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

by 420blazeitswag June 9, 2014

vaginal cookies

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.

i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

by landferd jackson August 2, 2010

Double Vaginal

A woman having sex with two men at the same time, with both penises in her vagina.

Teri Weigel, ex Playboy playmate was the first to do a double vaginal that I have ever seen.

by rararajaj October 23, 2003