Useless Friends 

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH

My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.

Useless Friends by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008

Useless Fucking Knowledge 

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart

Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

Useless Fucking Knowledge by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011

Useless Information

Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.

Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.

John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"

Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"

John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"

Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."

Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."

John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."

Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

John: "F*** YOU!"

After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.

Useless Information by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010

useless cow 

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole

Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

useless cow by Ferret March 22, 2005

Useless WOTD 

Words featured on Urban Dictionary's "word of the day" page but are never used in any conversation what so ever.

Guy 1: Dude did you see all those Useless WOTD's on Urbandictionary.com?
Guy 2: Yeah they seemed cool when I first saw them but saying them just seems so stupid!

Useless WOTD by -Addz November 27, 2013

Useless Fucks 

A group of people that are good for nothing who can't do anything right.

FUT traders are useless fucks!

Useless Fucks by Da Man Dan December 6, 2018

Useless Sakura 

Well we know exactly what it is. Sakura is fucking useless. Sakura as in Sakura Haruno(no shit). If you like sakura well then you are as uselss as Sakura.

Useless Sakura, always standing around and not doing shit.

Useless Sakura by HypeKakashiHatake October 29, 2020