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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
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z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D 

To be an mc.
J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into

Julian Casablancas Ju-Lee-Un Cass-A-Blank-Uss

Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.

Swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS) 

Describing something that is amazingly kick ass; here are the symptoms of seeing something that is Swagalicuos.

Painful tension in neck

Fatigue

Migraines

Dizziness

Visual disturbances / loss of vision / spots in vision / double vision / seeing spots or "halos" / nystagmus

Tingling / numbness in the extremeties

General imbalance / clumsiness

Memory loss

Restricted movement

Intolerance to bright light / difficulty adjusting to light change

Vertigo from position change or sudden standing

Difficulty walking on uneven ground / feeling ground under feet

Poor / degraded motor skills

Difficulty driving

Difficulty negotiating steps

Pressure / pain in the neck

Pressure / pain behind the eyes (soreness in the eyeballs)

Back pain

Neck spasms

Insomnia

Ringing in ears (like the tone heard in a hearing test)

Hiccups associated with drinking carbonated beverages
Bob1: Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob2: What's up bob?

Bob1: I saw a swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS) pastry!!!!!