tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

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crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

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pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

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Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 25, 2010

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