Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

twoddler

A person who acts like a toddler on Twitter, as exemplified by President Donald Trump.

President Trump was a twoddler when he wrote in all caps “WITCH HUNT!” on Twitter for the 13th time this month.

by Goldberg47 December 16, 2019

twiddle doo

A twiddle Dee's half

Girl 1: u my twiddle dee
Girl 2: and u my twiddle doo

by Not ur twiddle dee. Teehee June 6, 2021

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Twiddletit

It’s like twatwaffle, but twiddletit

That guy over there is being a fucking twiddletit

by RadiiRadish January 13, 2022

Twiddledink

A very small penis

Yeah I heard Marcus has a twiddledink, I don't think I'm gonna sleep with him.

by WhenHeNut August 7, 2022

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023