Tanite

better way to say tonight... FTJ

yeiss

Trikes n bikes , trikes n bikes, we gonna fight, Tanite.

I will fight tanite with normand yeiss.

by jopen yeiss February 27, 2009

tuning

Changing your car's appearance to enhance it (in your eyes) - ranges from lame dasher frills and spoilers to reboared cylinders and rechipped injection circuits. It's supposed to make your car go (or just look) faster.

The proud owner of a tuned car won't likely sell it to anyone else.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

Tunatosis

A smelly vagina. When a females vageeeen smells like the fishermans warf or chicken of the sea.

OMFG what is that smell?!? That chick totally has tunatosis!!!

by Jashands2804 February 5, 2010

tusita

Tusita is the most amazing person you will ever meet she is so kind you and sings like an angel she tries really hard to make people happy and if she fails she feels guilty she is the person who will dance with you at 3am and take naps with you at 3pm.

Alisha is such a tusita omg

by Jnofksvni November 25, 2020

Tunisian Snack Break

When you hang a woman upside down, place a funnel in her cooch, place strawberry milk, a detached mink’s penis, and a few scoops of shit down inside, flex seal her cooch shut, let the contents sit for three months, and enjoy the meal! It is crucial that kenny g’s song, baby G be playing while the meal is eaten.

A: How did you get 30 days in prison?

B: I preformed a Tunisian snack break on a minor.

A: Understandable.

by Иigиig December 1, 2020

Tunt

Basically, the root meaning comes from the movie "Visioneers;" and is referring to "humany humans" that can not think for themselves and do as they're told. Can also refer to people who think they're "individualistic," and tend to crap on the "efforts" of people that are more or less their developmental equals (as an added irony, 99.9% of the human population is a TUNT). If you have a lip piercing and think you're "Different"....you're a TUNT. If you talk shit about people who talk about things like golf or partying, YET, you get drunk or "420" and think you're cool because you listen to SlipKnot or Lady Gaga....YOU AND the people you're talking shit about ARE TUNTS. If you describe people that are somewhat "eccentric" for formulating their own opinions, and conclusions about people; and things that are so obvious, it shames Non-Tunts for the TUNTS that have "NOT gotten it." You are ALSO the people to go on to describe such people as "funny, weird, bizarre, eccentric, or crazy" etc. If you're a Capricorn, OR a Virgo--this list does not pertain to you, because by birth...you are automatically A TUNT.

Non-Tunt = Observation. Obviousness. Knowledge. Critical Thinking. Brain Storming. Consciousness. Self Assurance. REAL Individuality. Using Language that is considered the PROPER ENGLISH, or considered "archaic" to everyone else because, you could CARE LESS if people think "you're cool."

Non-Tunt- "Hey, I have an idea...why don't we find out how Don Rickles combs his hair only using a wet rag!"

Tunt- (Questionable Look) "I don't get it."

PS: If you at any time frowned questionably while reading this, tilted your head in confusion, or said, "what?" or "huh?"...... CONGRATULATIONS, YOU are the MAJORITY.

by Goodbye California, No thanks June 28, 2010