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National Treasure Trail
The medium-dense line of soft fur adorning the canvas of Nicolas Cage's navel to the base of his monument.
What an incredible trip to Boston! I only wish we could have eaten some hummus from the National Treasure Trail.
Nicolas Cage has lured many a starlet to tour his National Treasure Trail.
Nicolas Cage has lured many a starlet to tour his National Treasure Trail.
National Treasure Trail by Ron Rhymes May 27, 2014
Buried Treasure
When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
Buried Treasure by happy wood January 9, 2009
underseat treasure
uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun
Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.
Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
noun
Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.
Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”
College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”
College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”
College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”
College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”
College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
underseat treasure by Vonthako November 2, 2009