One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass
Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.
by Tinychatta June 28, 2024
Get the Trauma Llamamug. by TBone2222 November 15, 2023
Get the severe urethral traumamug. When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
by pringlesking24! September 17, 2021
Get the Voluntary traumamug. by AlbatrossAnchor March 2, 2025
Get the Trauma Touristmug. The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
Get the Poop traumamug. A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021
Get the Trauma Friendmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug.