tranny mess

The point in life when you realize God hates you and you will likely end up a crack stripper.

You have a thesis due in 2 weeks you haven't started? Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 7, 2008

Tranny Hole

A male to female post operative 'Vagina'

The most vile place a man can visit

Friend 1. "I slept with thus chick from the bar last night and I can't shake this feeling of overwhelming shame Friend 2. "Sounds like you screwed a Tranny Hole" "

by Mrs Party Train January 14, 2013

tranny dagger

Unnaturally long artificial nails, usually painted a blinding neon color or sloppy French manicure, worn by transvestites or street walkers.

Yo, that hooker scratched me with her tranny daggers!

Her tranny daggers are so long she can scratch her toe without bending over!

by tdaggeryo September 3, 2011

Tranny-Hawk

A Tranny-Hawk is a person who specifically looks for transvestites or is constantly on the look out for transvestites

Guy1:James is a Tranny-Hawk
Guy2:He has a girlfriend?
Guy3:That is a cover-up for his undercover pervert Tranny-Hawking ways.

by Grindmaster November 30, 2011

tranny down

In the same vein as "man overboard," a literal interpretation of the phrase refers to a drag queen who has fallen to the ground. Its meaning has been expanded to describe any person who 1. trips or loses footing, or 2. is generally a hot mess.

Guy #1: "So I'm licking his-" *trips over rock*
Onlooker: "Tranny down!"
or
Guy #1: "Did you see Ryan at the bar last night?"
Guy #2: "Ooh. Tranny down, girl."

by Joshua H. September 24, 2005

Tranny fanny

A stanky vaghole that’s actually plastic cos that bitch is a lad.

Ew Tyler has such a tranny fanny!

by Parry grip February 3, 2018

tranny surprise

When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.

Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.

by Barnabus.. May 12, 2008