Total Z

Something that is said to describe someone who is a Total Z(ero), as in loser or failure, ect.

Wow, what a total z." "I know. Fucking douche.

by ya mams bf mate June 28, 2010

total rhubarb

Completely and undeniably true.

Claims that Brexit is a disaster are total rhubarb.

by Rishi47 January 27, 2022

Total Landscaping

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.

He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008

Total Bromo

An extreme but awesome bromance that involves two consensual males platonically having sex, making out, holding hands, and complimenting each other. These males are STRAIGHT and might even be in a relationship, but as legend says nothing is better than the boys. The relationship might also involve all of the boys. Saturday’s are the best days for these relationships because saturdays are for the boys.

Gf: You cheated on me with your best friend?

Me: Nah it was just a Total Bromo relationship, I wore socks and everything babe!
Gf: Okay 👍

by Arik Stan 🥵 July 31, 2021

Fer Totally

A word to replace the annoying variations of "for sure/real",
"fer sure"
"fo sho"
"fer real"
and the worst
"frillz"

And It sounds nifty because it is an audio clash.

"Are you gonna get in the mosh next time?"

"Fer totally! I hope I break my nose!"

by HannahsDecay January 19, 2009