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no wink october

When a red headed, long haired girl commits to not winking over text because she's addicted to it.

Essentially the female version of no fap November.
Im putting my chick on the No Wink October because I get nightmares seeing her smileys and wake up sweating and wetting my pants.
by RedSandTiger October 13, 2014
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Leak Wink

The act of winking at the person in the next urinal or nearest to you whilst urinating.
1)
Baines: Hey I'm going to take a leak.
Will: I'm going to join you and leak wink you, you bastard.

2)
Jonny: Why did you hit Will?
Baines: He leak winked me over there, the creep.
by Leaky Winker September 8, 2013
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Sarcastic wink

When someone says something stupid or worth making fun of but they aren't the brightest so you give them a sign of approval by winking but in all reality are making fun of them too.
Sally told a dumb joke and everyone laughed at her but Gregg gave her a sarcastic wink of approval and made Sally feel better ,but really Gregg is secretly the biggest asshole.
by **macattack**111 June 10, 2016
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Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting
Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"
by bumwinker April 7, 2011
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winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.
by DocDirty March 7, 2016
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wink a puss

I was out in the woods one night and looked up and there I saw a Wink a Puss
by Derek dickface February 7, 2019
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Hink Wink

A variation of the common male wink from across the room that causes females to moisten their lips and gravitate to a male as if a moth to the flame.

In order to perform, one must lick their lips, bite the bottom, and smile in that order while catching the eye of a female, then quickly wink the right eye while continuing to maintain eye contact.

WARNING: May cause head trauma to victim after fall due to pleasure that has been optically transferred to female in question.
(Guy does Hink Wink)

(Girl has mental orgasm and proceeds to approach the male from across the room)

Friend 1: Dude, she's coming over here!
Friend 2: I know, I gave her the Hink Wink
by The Game Ace July 29, 2013
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