hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 9, 2020

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 October 6, 2008

Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

by null society July 20, 2012

Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...

Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.

by PreciousPals September 19, 2006

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

Hoop Fluff

The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.

That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.

by Benj Malster May 26, 2009