Sean

His mom is hot

"That mom is so hot, her son must be named sean

by #coochieslayer6900 December 3, 2019

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Sean

Sean is a sexy, badass man sent from heaven to teach us mere humans about life. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know. If youre lucky enough to know one, you're bound to to fall in love. He is always a gentleman, loving and kind, with a smart ass mouth. His humor is contagious but no one's as funny. He's an amazing friend and even better lover. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know.

I love Sean.

by Merf's Laws January 4, 2020

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SEAN

A weird guy who likes computers

-Fred: GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER!
-Henry: why?
- YOUR BEING A SEAN !!

by YOURMAMAWASHERE!!! October 17, 2011

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sean

an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.

hey dude were you checkin out that girl. awww your a total sean

by anal penetration May 30, 2008

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Sean

A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games.

If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.

- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his EMA.
- I know, hes a total Sean.

by MagicJohnson5 January 22, 2010

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